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clucterfuck

Having sex with 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes
Damnit my husband has been clucterfucking again
by Kool Duck November 6, 2020
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clusterfake

Clusterfake refers to a social gathering characterized by the prevalence of superficiality, where individuals engage in inauthentic interactions primarily driven by the pursuit of status and image. In a clusterfake, participants often prioritize projecting a façade of success, popularity, and desirability over genuine connections and meaningful conversations. The atmosphere is marked by insincere compliments, exaggerated displays of interest, and a general lack of authenticity, as participants navigate the social landscape with the sole objective of maintaining or elevating their perceived social standing.
The charity gala turned out to be a clusterfake, with attendees more focused on flaunting their designer outfits and engaging in superficial conversations than genuinely supporting the cause.
by SalvyZ June 24, 2023
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What a clusterf***

Used to express A catastrophically mishandled situation
dude someone let Harley Quinn out of jail! What a clusterf***
by Epictailz January 26, 2017
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clusterfuk

Derivative from the term “Fuk up” / A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong etc.
To “Fuk Up “ - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / Kiss your friends Girl , forget to book a Taxi home etc.
When two or three “Fuk up's” manifest in succession or to “Fuk Up” which may result in previously uncharted levels of a displeasure – you will know when a “Clusterfuk” has occurred.
Example of a Modern time “Culsterfuk” - When President G.W Bush invaded Iraq – it was widely considered at the time to have been a “Fuk up” - as time passed by, the general consensus Worldwide is that it was indeed a “Clusterfuk”

Other such examples of a “Clusterfuk” - Hitler's invasion of Russia in winter. Napoleons invasion of Russia in winter. Shagging your best friends wife , thus ending a life long relationship with him and indeed your close family circle. Getting caught doing something that may result in 3- 5 years prison time. Getting drunk and joining the Army. Being unfortunate enough to have been born in Ireland.
by steve mills January 29, 2008
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ClusterFuck

A chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck.
I bought myself a delicious ClusterFuck at the store a few days ago, it was the shit.
by Mister Grinch January 28, 2011
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Clusterfuck

A Clusterfuck of knowlege
by echoxofxdusk March 27, 2011
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Clusterfuck

An annoyingly large group of people or things.
Hannah, lets get out of this clustefuck!

Alex is stuck in a huge clusterfuck of people.
by Alexander Clusterfuck July 30, 2009
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