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clusterfuk

Derivative from the term “Fuk up” / A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong etc.
To “Fuk Up “ - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / Kiss your friends Girl , forget to book a Taxi home etc.
When two or three “Fuk up's” manifest in succession or to “Fuk Up” which may result in previously uncharted levels of a displeasure – you will know when a “Clusterfuk” has occurred.
Example of a Modern time “Culsterfuk” - When President G.W Bush invaded Iraq – it was widely considered at the time to have been a “Fuk up” - as time passed by, the general consensus Worldwide is that it was indeed a “Clusterfuk”

Other such examples of a “Clusterfuk” - Hitler's invasion of Russia in winter. Napoleons invasion of Russia in winter. Shagging your best friends wife , thus ending a life long relationship with him and indeed your close family circle. Getting caught doing something that may result in 3- 5 years prison time. Getting drunk and joining the Army. Being unfortunate enough to have been born in Ireland.
clusterfuk by steve mills January 29, 2008
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clusterfuck 

South Sudan
South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterpuff 

An insult used supposedly by the Powerpuff Girls or against the Powerpuff Girls
"Your such a clusterpuff "said Chris
clusterpuff by Asian No: 69 December 30, 2014

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck 

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck 

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck
Clusterfuck by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011
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