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clusterfuk

Derivative from the term “Fuk up” / A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong etc.
To “Fuk Up “ - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / Kiss your friends Girl , forget to book a Taxi home etc.
When two or three “Fuk up's” manifest in succession or to “Fuk Up” which may result in previously uncharted levels of a displeasure – you will know when a “Clusterfuk” has occurred.
Example of a Modern time “Culsterfuk” - When President G.W Bush invaded Iraq – it was widely considered at the time to have been a “Fuk up” - as time passed by, the general consensus Worldwide is that it was indeed a “Clusterfuk”

Other such examples of a “Clusterfuk” - Hitler's invasion of Russia in winter. Napoleons invasion of Russia in winter. Shagging your best friends wife , thus ending a life long relationship with him and indeed your close family circle. Getting caught doing something that may result in 3- 5 years prison time. Getting drunk and joining the Army. Being unfortunate enough to have been born in Ireland.
clusterfuk by steve mills January 29, 2008
Words you can keep

clusterfuck 

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterpuff 

An insult used supposedly by the Powerpuff Girls or against the Powerpuff Girls
"Your such a clusterpuff "said Chris
clusterpuff by Asian No: 69 December 30, 2014

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck 

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck 

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck
Clusterfuck by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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