Clock butt

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.

Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.

by etang600 November 17, 2018

Tony The Clock

my favorite character from Don't Hug Me Im Scared.

Tony The Clock: time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist.

by Chonki May 10, 2021

Clocking the dough

To sell illegal drugs in exchange for money

Eazy-E: Cruising down the street in my 6-4
Jockin the freaks clocking the dough

by kfcguy1 August 13, 2016

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

clock spring

Big curly pubes

As I showered I noticed several clock springs attached to the soap.

by Dead April 22, 2003

strawberry clock

1. An alternate account created by the Newgrounds animator coolboyman for the sole purpose of spamming the Flash portal.

2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.

3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is king of the portal!!!

n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!

Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-

by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005

doomsday clock

The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.

In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.

by Gann June 3, 2006