Clanchester

A nickname for Manchester CT. At one point this nickname was applicable. However in the last few decades the minority population in the 06040 has skyrocketed and thus the name "Clanchester" is used by out of towners (but not to a resident of Manchester's face as we'd stab 'em) and in reference to the good old days when you could drive down Spruce Street without worrying about getting shot.

Stupid Dude from New Britain: Yo wanna go hang in Clanchester tonight? Shiz is goin' down I here!

Dude from Manchester: I am from there you tard! *STAB*

Dude 1: Man I wish I could walk down spruce street without getting robbed/stabbed/shot/raped.
Dude 2: Well this ain't Clanchester no more!

by Nutmeggah October 8, 2011

Clinch

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009

clunch

when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime

example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.

by pointynips May 28, 2011

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by Brad Lud March 17, 2008

Cloncho

An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.

J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.

by Gerald Busey March 3, 2011

the clincher

One in the pink, and four in the stink. It is when you bend a lady over and shove your thumb in her pussy and your other four fingers up her ass.

As soon as that slut bent over i gave her the clincher.

by horse dick April 16, 2005

clencher

A woman who deceives men with how tight her pussy really is by clenching it shut like a trap door.

A: I boned Larissa last night, she was so tight
B: Are you sure whe was really that tight? She could just be a clencher.

by imaginaryMe October 26, 2013