cleaning

The only sport women should be allowed to play.

Woman; "im gonna play in the Olympics one day"

Man; "shut the fuck up n do some cleaning!!!"

by nas666 November 11, 2009

Anus cleaning showers

Anus cleaning showers, correctly known as bidet showers

Anus cleaning showers or Bidet shower. A small shower with a watere control trigger on the head which is fitted next to the toilet. Allows you to wash the anal area aftter defication

by bidet shower boy August 8, 2009

deep cleaning

When you use a q-tip to clean the schmegma out of your boyfriend's pizzle.

Rachel can't come out tonight...she's busy giving her man a deep cleaning.

by LPizzle September 13, 2006

cleaning the dishes

When a girl that a guy likes a-lot is just used sing him and actually cheating on him with all of her friends while he is home missing her.

Friend of hopeless boy: hey bro I heard your girl is cleaning the dishes, it was some 69 or 70 action.

Hopeless boy (me): No way she would never do that to me.

by Hopeless boy69420(70) December 10, 2019

Cleaning Gutters

Chowing down on the back entrance of you wife when you are about to waste money

Omg, I need to be cleaning gutters before this guys weekend

by Brandon Brit January 15, 2022

ice cleaning

ice cleaning is when you take an ice cube and rim your partner with it, sliding it in and out, then keeping it in, then whenever he releases you have to suck on it in your mouth until it's clean again, then repeat untill its completely dissolved

"Matt is up for another round of ice cleaning tonight... Can I borrow some Altoids?"

by Geminitre February 2, 2004

Bank cleansing

Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.

Did you hear about that bank cleansing in the news?

by Deep blue 2012 June 18, 2010