Cracker

Preferable eatin with cheese spread or thinly sliced cheese

Wow those crackers look good

by Carlos Rodrigues November 9, 2019

clicker

television remote control; term dates from the late 1960s when the first tv remotes made a loud click when the buttons were pressed (because they sent an audible high-pitched noise to a microphone in the tv which would then change channels or volume. The click was actually a small hammer inside the remote that struck a small metal tube which made it resonate. Each button on the remote had it's own tube.) The type was discontinued due to the fact that someone dropping their keys or the phone ringing would cause the tv to go crazy and change channels by itself.

I can't find the clicker. Did it get lost in the couch again?

by fixman88 August 16, 2004

Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008

Crackerbones

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.

Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"

by rnnd January 15, 2010

Cracker Crip

A confused hybrid of white trash turned inner city gang member. This is the type of person that executes a drive by shooting from a jacked-up pickup truck with a confederate flag on the tailgate while blasting rap music.

I had to pick buckshot out of my mailbox this morning because of those Cracker Crips living in the trailer on Lot 6.

by Donnie Baker’s Cousin April 12, 2019

Cracker land

Cracker land can be used to describe a place where crackers find entertainment such as the following:

Hometown buffet

Michael’s
Lawn section at Home Depot

Local KKK meeting

Starbucks
Vegan food chains

And on rare occasions the cheap theater

Hey do you know where Jackson went?
Oh he went over to his own cracker land.

by Binny benis May 16, 2020

Cracker Shake

White/ European dudes hitting each other's hands back and forth

And there were to crackers doing the cracker shake

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020