'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.
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1. A person, namely a male, who talks a big game but has none whatsoever. This individual goes to the gym but only to leer at others working out.
2. The biggest of all the chumps.
2. The biggest of all the chumps.
Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.
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Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"
Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
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1. a person, usually a man, so clueless about the opposite sex, that they cannot establish a romantic or sexual relationship with a member of the opposite sex, even when they have the opportunity.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
Sorry, chump. You took too long to make your move, and now Cindy is dating Farouk
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
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