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chocolate peanut

Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.
by Tel-E January 22, 2017
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Chocodoudle

A passive aggressive form of vehicular revenge involving dog poo smeared onto the door handles of the target car. Considered an appropriate feedback mechanism for inappropriate parking.

Originally invented by a frustrated ex-military motorist - as a less violent alternative response to arsehole parking, than dragging the cunt into the street and beating him to death.
Oh look hun - someone’s parked across our driveway again.

Chocodoudle the bastard
by FJ1000 June 13, 2019
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Chocolate pez

The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.
Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!
by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019
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chocolate nigger

a Nigger with poop on his or her face
by SouthetherBurningCrossBrother November 13, 2020
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Chocolate Helicopter

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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!
by antipierspirant February 6, 2022
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hot chocolate teddy bear

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"
by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009
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raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate
by DontLaugh August 25, 2013
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