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choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."
"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"
by Trixi Star February 6, 2009
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choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
by Mister Crim September 14, 2011
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Choping

Choping or Chopeing - Slang to be used for the soon to be passed into UK law, sexual offence of photographing without consent up beneath a women's skirt or dress.

Named after Christopher Chope Mp, Conservative Mp for Christchurch, Dorset. Christopher Chope Mp who PREVENTED the law from being passed to protect women in the UK , by 'filibustering' (talking out) a Private members bill in the house of commons, UK parliament. Prior to Mp Chope's actions the bill making - 'up skirting' (Choping or Chopeing) - the photographing non-consensually up beneath a women's dress or skirt, a criminal sexual offence. This law had been expected to pass, as it had cross political party support on both sides of the house of commons. See 'Hansard'.
The man committed the sexual offence of Choping (chopeing) by taking a photograph up beneath the womens skirt without her consent.
by Kuriologist June 17, 2018
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Choring

To be doing your chores.. the act of doing chores... past,present or future... exp.."I was CHORING. I am CHORING. I will be CHORING "....
I was doing my chores... I figured you were CHORING also!.....
by dreyertaz November 4, 2018
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Doing a Colin

To "do a Colin" is a synonym for any broken promise/lie.

Spawned from the twitter trend #IamColin. In reference to twitter user @cwarr07 who promised to donate 100 pounds to a cancer charity if he lost a bet. He lost and refused to pay. This started a twitter trend where people have been donating on his behalf to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation raising almost 1000 pounds.
John: "Fred promised to help me with moving house last week. On the day he never showed up or answered his phone."

Terry: "Fuck him, he's always Doing a Colin"
by toonarmymia July 29, 2011
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Colin

A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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Colin Mochrie

Contrary to popular belief, Colin is /not/ /from/ Canada. He is Scottish, but moved to Canada as a child.

He is a comedian, mostly known for his role (as himself) on 'Whose Line is it Anyway' He is insanely funny. Constantly made fun of for being bald by his fellow castmembers, especially Ryan Stiles and Drew Carey.
Man, did you see Colin last night? He was hilarious.
by Megan. May 14, 2005
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