Bag Chimp

A "Bag Chimp" is a person or persons that are purely about WHATS IN THE BAG that can help me without any regard to anyone or anything, a selfish fool

That Bag Chimp didn't care about there family at all, only looking out for themselves. I can't believe he brought that Bag Chimp here asking for handouts

Bag Chimp by Big Daddy JP February 16, 2022

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Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

Chocolate Chimp by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022

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scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

scuffing the chimp by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

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Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

Buffing the chimp by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

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Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

Connecticut Chimp by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

ching chang chimp

Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.

Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.

ching chang chimp by MikeydaV September 14, 2006

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

gurning chimp by oracle March 12, 2004

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