cheney

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation

"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"

by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.

2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"

by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006

Chezney

Thy most beautiful, kind, sweat and hands down the most beautiful girl in the room. A Chezney is a girl you can literally talk to for 12 hours straight she never makes conversations boring and will all ways make u laugh or smile. She is the kinda girl that will be there for u until she fixes your problem.

I love Chezney so much I want to hug here every day and say she is mine to the world.

by Jake Harding September 13, 2019

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme

The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.

There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.

by billy boy January 3, 2005

Dick Chaney

A dumbass. A loser. A person with bad aim with a gun. Do we need someone this stupid in our government? Come on, he shot a person in the fore head!!!!

George Bush is an asshole, Dick Chaney's what his name implies.

by Sara McKay April 30, 2006

Dick Cheney

Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.

If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)

by Libertarian man August 25, 2005

The Chaney

The most badass mother fucker around. The Chaney smashes through weak minded fools on a daily basis and keeps it real at all times of the day. If you refuse to do what's right The Chaney will choose to fight.

Oh Fuck! It's The Chaney!

by Ironmind November 24, 2007