cartman

Noun: A person in South Park who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.

"Your such a cartman"

by Grayz May 30, 2007

Carpman

Some kind of chat room bastards. talk for ages about stupid subjects, and kick people for crap reason.

Carpman banned some cool guy.

by Yayo01 May 5, 2004

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009

Carmacks chilli dog

When a women farts on your penis that quickly turns around and starts sucking the fart covered dick

"Dude she gave me a carmacks chilli dog last night is was incredible ".

by J-cizzy December 9, 2015

Cartavious

Man who has had sex with over 1 million women. He's a player, pimp, and a mack also called Papi. Seen driving cadillac, Infiniti, and Monte Carlo. Usually out late hours of the night (night rambler).

My ex- boyfriend is such a Cartavious.

by Angelo Mike January 20, 2014

Carmakazi

A person who is reckless, unpredictable, and loathed by all on the road.

"I gotta get away from this carmakazi before he causes a wreck."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

cartjacking

The act of taking the shopping cart all the way home from the grocery store.

Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"

Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."

by Mike's September 26, 2005