Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

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Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

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Good-Cardboard

Acid (LSD)

Oi brah, you got any of that good-cardboard?

by Kwinten Burns February 8, 2019

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Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

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Tasty Cardboard

Actual pizza. Crust, sauce and cheese. Tastes like cardboard and tastes tasty

Hey, can you buy some tasty cardboard? Large plain please

by Airwolfwastaken April 24, 2021

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Spicy cardboard

Typically known as acid or tabs spicy cardboard is an upbeat and trendy way to discreetly tell your friends you’re going on an acid trip.

Hey bruh. Rip me off a tab of that spicy cardboard and let’s talk to some trees

by The urban Farmer 👩‍🌾 May 26, 2022

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Chateau Cardboard

A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too

Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard! “
Friend replies “Barry, that old chateau cardboard tastes like sh*t!”

by Luckylion74 July 28, 2022

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