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Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.
Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney
London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au
by lulu March 7, 2005
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calling card

Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.
Man, that stall hella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!
by Joey Downbelowme April 17, 2008
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calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well
Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry
by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009
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calling professor

The college has more calling professors than permanent ones.
by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011
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calling in trump

(Verb) 1. The act of excusing oneself from work on the basis of shock, depression and/or general malaise resulting from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
Sarah was calling in Trump today, so the meeting is cancelled.
by Microbie March 31, 2017
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power calling

The annoying act of repeatedly calling a person, even though the person you are calling does not answer. Typically, the caller calls every 5-20 minutes until the person being called answers.
I went out with Rachelle last night. The bitch won't stop power calling me today.
by caitybug222 April 2, 2016
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