calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 8, 2010

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calm down

an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

resulting in angry freshman

"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"

by jens clark January 30, 2008

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Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

by Terry@sru May 13, 2018

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Woah calm down Jamal

i will kill you!

-other people "woah calm down jamal

by Mr_Cocaine November 4, 2020

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calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 19, 2014

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