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a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.
"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"
by Jeranimo February 27, 2008
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chootie

a chiunde cootie. something not all people have the privilege of receiving. something very cute and cool and fun and witty. something that you would like to experience a few times or more. may result in a mark that is not altogether desirable, but that is very special anyway.
hey, chootie!
by kim402392767 May 5, 2011
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Choot

agar tumhare baap ne tumhari maa ki choot par apne lund se dastak na dee hotee, to tum is duniya mein na aa pate
by suman August 19, 2003
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chorts

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.
"Chorts."
by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011
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chortles

Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.
1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."
by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004
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chort

1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach Z.
1. That fucking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. Wow, Ashley and Alexis are the biggest chorts ever.
by nick handman and ted nava September 18, 2003
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Chortle

Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough.

This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.
After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?
by Toute boarder December 19, 2009
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