Chink dick

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.

Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!

Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

chink my eyes

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)

( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"

chink my eyes by sadfargisbahzal August 5, 2009