crapget

A gadget that you see advertised on TV that promises to do everything but when brought is found to be crap and winds up on the verge with the rest of the trash.

Hey honey, look at this new tool I got. It saws, drills, sharpens and nails.

Kevin, it’s just another piece of Crapget

by el cee October 2, 2007

Bohemian Crapsody

When an individual attempts to sing Bohemian Rhapsody and sounds horrible, like something between a bat and a dying whale.

Dude, enough with the Bohemian Crapsody. You're killing my ears.

by Ewan.Mac.gov July 27, 2010

Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Crapfuck

1. An exclamation of dismay.

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."

by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004

crappy hour

The time frame between the bar closing and you finally going home and going to bed. In most cases, you can waffle it, or just go to someone else's house.

Dude, where's crappy hour tonight?

Anyone wanna go to my place for crappy hour?

by Aunt Heater February 6, 2007

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

crap weasel

Used in TV sitcom, Friends, as Ross describes Paolo.

Ross: "Do you know the word crap weasel?"
Paolo ~ Shakes head ~
Ross : "You.., are a crap weasel"

by Milzo May 22, 2006