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Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.
Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?
by Japegrape November 30, 2011
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Brogramming

The act of coding while drunk.
John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.
by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011
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brogen

THE AWESOMEST COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!! i luv her!! muwahh CHIM CHIMENY CHIM CHIM AROO OIIIIIYA .. RUFF hahah luv you!!!
Brogen is so deep dank!
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Brogeous

means sum one who is safe n always acts like ur bro
lewis clowe ur so brogeous
by Aaron M July 19, 2004
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Brogueophile

Noun.

A person obsessed with wearing brogues, so much so to the point of experiencing sexual exhilaration whilst wearing them, looking at them, or thinking of them.
Kate is such a Brogueophile. She's got sixteen pairs!
by dorythefish2011 August 17, 2011
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brogdite

the act of defecating on the chest of a sexual partner during a threesome
I totally brogdited all over Mark last night.
by Chandler Weston April 24, 2006
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Brognar

Bro or dude you shred the freshies/gnar with...as in skiing.
I'm heading up to (name a mountain) with my brognars to hit the freshies before it gets all tracked out.
by mooms January 9, 2009
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