breand

To have breand is to have after your only friend be a loaf of bread.

After the accident , losing his wife, his job and not being allowed to coach soccer, Bob’s breand was a loaf of sourdough that was hard as a rock.

by Torbert February 22, 2025

Bready

(especially of a woman): chubby, but in a sexy way

My girlfriend is quite bready.

by The Holy JC April 2, 2025

Brandy (slabhead)

Square headed individual (who looks uncannily like herobrine from minecraft)
Biggest poser to grace the planet. Fond of molesting Lorcan the lavished one.
Higher up the food chain there is one named Brendan The GIMP WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL.
You can find him guarding 32 spern view (THE AZTEC ICE CREAM GOD CISSIES BURIAL PLACE)
Brandy (slabhead) can normally be found following a big blubber whale (CB).

Your a brandy (slabhead)

by MIssyChocolateCarpet June 27, 2025

Breindy

A breindy is a girl who is a hot baddy who knows how to shake her butt to perfection and curl her hair in the hottest way possible. She’s funny, caring, so lovable it hurts, always there when u need her, utterly stunning and constantly a ball of joy. If u wld want anyone by ur side it wld b a breindy. A breindy’s animal counterpart is a golden retriever puppy. All breindy’s r absolutely perfect. It’s physically not possible for them not to be.

I wish I cld be a Breindy when I grow up.

by Miss~Frizzle6714 January 11, 2026

Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012

Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.

"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."

by The Beard January 5, 2015

to bready

when bread has to much bread

this hotdog is to bready, when there is to much bread for the amount of meat

by sausagehotdogjack June 30, 2018