" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".
"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"
"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"
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Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’
Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz
by Rookie Wilson June 17, 2018
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E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.
The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.
The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.
by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010
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Get the Bellometti mug.when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.
The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.
by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
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