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bowling ball grip

Sexual act. The act placing two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus, and subsequently penetrating both in unison using a massage-like motion.
To warm Alicia up for sex, John lubed up and gave her the bowling ball grip.
by Mark Larger June 14, 2011
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Bowlingballing

When the middle finger and/or other fingers are inserted into the vagina and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Requires impressive dexterity, and if mastered leaves the other arm free to stimulate other body areas.
"I finally figured out how to bowlingball, so now I can finger a chick, and rub her tits!"

"Dude, my fingers are locking up from bowlingballing for so long!"

"Mike, you can't move your thumb fast enough to bowlingball me, just use your other hand."
by Pirate JJ March 30, 2009
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Skype Bowling

When a Man and Woman are both on Skype and the woman puts her arm behind her ass, place her thumb in her anus and her middle and ring finger into her vagina (aka "bowling ball grip") and pleasure herself. Meanwhile, the man, on the other end of video must masturbate successfully 10 times to get a strike. Should the man fail to do so, it is up to the woman to decide what to title the final count. Some terms for scoring are:

Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)

Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.

Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.

Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.

Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.

Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
1. "Suzie gave me a Strike on Skype Bowling last night."

2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."

3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."

4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."

5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)
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Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.
The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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bowling it

Walking with a slight limp on purpose. Usually a sign of being slightly too popular or just an idiot.
Average teen- You see that kid bowling it down the road?
Average teen 2- Yeah, he looked a right idiot
by Godlesswanderer September 24, 2004
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boilin' eggs

A saying between persons made to sound like an inside joke and have other people who do not know the saying be confused.

Fun Fact : Initially created by Gavin, Zach, and Mike.
Person A : "Dude I was boilin' eggs with your mother last night.

Things got hot and some shells were cracked, if ya know what I mean."

Person B : "Dude you did THAT to my mom?!"

Person C : "What does Boilin' Eggs mean?"

*Person A and Person B give a blank stare to person C*

Person A & B in unison to Person C : "How do you NOT know what that means?! You don't deserve to know..."

*Person C looks it up on Urban Dictionary the night after the incident and feels like a dumbass
by CompE_Represent_Fo_Sho August 22, 2009
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Bowling Ball

A term for someone who is sexually permiscuous coined by Drawn Together
You're like a bowling ball, because you get fingered and thrown in the gutter 20 times a night
by Snode January 31, 2023
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