Zail-Bod

The absolute culmination of muscle definition, body builder, and dad-bod all built into one divine perfect body type, term worthy for only one man; the great Lord Zail. A divine dragon god deserving of worship.

Acolyte 1: Look at our Lord! He's got his perfect Zail-Bod going!
Acolyte 2: Oh fuuuck so hot!!

by Acolyte_Ashe May 10, 2024

viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

Rigid bod

Squaddie Term for somebody who is seen as professional and ally asf

See that geezer he’s a rigid bod

by REmFy sniper February 17, 2022

Bod craz

When your bod is going craz

At a dance and you see someone dancing like a maniac you go up to them and say yo your bod craz right now

by Undefined meanings March 22, 2022

Slam bod buddy

Fuck buddy, slam bod buddy is a gentler way of saying fuck buddy

I’m tryna get me a slam bod buddy

by BroMeans May 23, 2022

bod mods

Any kind of cosmetic body enhancement, e.g. breast implants, face lift, rhinoplasty, etc.

Craig: "Do you think those tittays are fo' real?"

Fed: "No way man, that chick got some bod mods, straight up."

by tobiased July 3, 2008

slave bod

Term used for colored men who do not work out but some how still manage to look “fit”.

“Who man, nice biceps, you work out?”

“Nah man, I just got that slave bod.”

by PaQueSepi April 13, 2023