Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins
Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest
by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018
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Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.
I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
by Zixer May 05, 2014
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digital bleach

Digital bleach is something the internet needs because the shot you find on line needs to be gone
“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET😂😂😂”

WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH
by Saranghae Min Yoongi February 16, 2018
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Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
by d00wrag February 03, 2011
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bleach weed

A flavor of bleach usually drank by depressed drug dealers. It is the best flavor of bleach found on the black market it's a good drink to go with the weed brownies
Yo nigga you got my bleach weed
No
Yo what the fuck you want a bullet in your ass

No I'll have it tomorrow

Fuck no I have to rape you now
"Gay screams in the back ground"
by Bleach weed bleach weed March 22, 2017
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bleach it out

bleach it out
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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