Arkansas birth control 

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

Arkansas birth control by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

bitch that gave birth 

a prostitute who has a baby. it is the ultimate in stupidity.
In Rio it is shouted at other drivers that do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. worse than the normally bad drivers of that city.

just scream out the expression through your window, its easy to do! "bitch that gave birth"

say it in portugese!

bitch that gave birth by 1mooseman June 26, 2007

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

Water birth by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

Reverse Birth 

When you have a girl laying down with her legs spread and she's in missionary position and you place a slip n' slide leading to her pussy and you slide in

Bro Jacob, my girlfriend let me do a reverse birth to her and it took me 2 hours to find my way back out!

Reverse Birth by I_fapp_2_handed December 16, 2019

Dinner Birth 

That inevitable massive shit that comes on almost instantaneously after consuming a large meal.

I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.

Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.

My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.

Dinner Birth by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

mortal kombat birth 

A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.

We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.

mortal kombat birth by AniProBear November 12, 2019

Eason's birth

The time when there was a great disturbance in the force.

Eason's birth has scarred me

Eason's birth by thewiseone3723 February 15, 2021