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Linguistic engineering

A covert operation planned to create a long term change in targeted groups slang, urban language. The objective of which can become the outcome of segmenting these groups, so that the creators of these words, can control the narrative and outcomes in the broader more mainstream media.
These outcomes, furthermore lead to a complete new subset of commercial opportunities being borne out this, companies, advertising and support groups.
He understands these issues, that' proven put out , in his mass social following on TikTok, where he's pushing out his merch and making a ton of money. Ever since I knew him, he was into reading books on mindcontrol and stuff like linguistic engineering.
by BudgieMuscle1 February 14, 2024
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civil engineering

The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀
Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
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Appalachian Engineering

An act of spontaneous repair or fabrication of an item or system sometimes used in a humorous or self deprecating fashion.

Solving a technical issue in a temporary manor until a permanent replacement can be acquired if that is even possible.

Usually accomplished without proper engineering knowledge or training, without proper materials and components, or without proper tools for the job at hand. More often lacking all three.

A skill typically employed by individuals who can be described as 'born engineers' or as being naturally gifted with a 'head for tinkering'. These individuals likely could have done well in the STEM fields if they ever had the resources or opportunity to attend the proper schooling or purchase the proper tools and training.

Commonly used in rural environments found in and around economically depressed areas near the Appalachian Mountains in the United States.

Synonymous with the term 'Redneck Engineering', or in urban environments 'Improvisational Engineering' or 'Jury-rigging'.

The products of Appalachian Engineering are sometimes, but not necessarily always, considered ramshackle or slapdash.

Sometimes used in conjunction with some variation of the phrase "Hold my beer, I got this".

When criticized the resulting products of Appalachian Engineering are defended with the phrase, "If it looks stupid but it works then it is not stupid", although it very well might be dangerous if you aren't careful with it.
Noun:
"That is a mighty fine bit of appalachian engineering you've got there."

"She used her appalachian engineering skills and fixed that optical drive with a rubber band, and an eraser taken from a number two pencil."
by Bibliovore April 3, 2024
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Aerospace Engineering

Wanting to kill yourself
Oh that's bill, he does aerospace engineering. He's never felt the touch of a woman.
by Nigger-Man_The_Cat April 27, 2024
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Relativistic Engineering

The discipline of designing machines, structures, or systems that must operate under the extreme conditions of near-light-speed travel or in regions of intense gravitational fields where relativity is the dominant force. It’s mechanical engineering for a universe where mass increases with velocity, lengths contract, and synchronizing clocks is a philosophical nightmare. Forget steel and bolts; think about containing energies that warp local spacetime.
*Example: Designing the hull of a relativistic starship. At 0.9c, even a speck of interstellar dust hits with the energy of a nuclear bomb. Your shielding isn't just "strong metal"; it might involve creating a forward-facing plasma shield or using a projected magnetic field to ionize and deflect atoms. Also, your onboard computers have to be built from the ground up to handle their own internal signals experiencing time dilation relative to other parts of the ship. It's engineering where the textbook pages are stuck together with space-time curvature.* It's Relativistic Engineering.
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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Spacetime Engineering

The ultimate discipline: the active manipulation of the four-dimensional fabric of the universe (three space + one time) as a direct substrate for construction. This is god-tier civil engineering. You're not building in space; you're building with spacetime. Your tools are concepts like negative energy densities, cosmic strings, and naked singularities. Your blueprints are solutions to Einstein's field equations.
Example: Building a stable, traversable wormhole for transit. Spacetime engineers wouldn't just "find" one; they'd need to fabricate it. This theoretically requires exotic matter with negative energy to prop the throat open against gravitational collapse. Or, imagine "stitching" two distant regions of space together, like creating a cosmic subway tunnel that bypasses the need for travel through the intervening void. It's the kind of engineering that doesn't just change the landscape; it changes the map itself. It's Spacetime Engineering.
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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Noetherian Engineering

The discipline of designing machines and systems where the core functionality arises from the creation, manipulation, or breaking of continuous symmetries to harness the corresponding conserved quantities as power, control, or structural forces. It's engineering where the blueprints are group theory equations, and the safety checks are conservation laws. Failure occurs not when a bolt shears, but when a symmetry is accidentally restored, shutting down the desired effect.
Example: Building a Gravity-Independent Generator on the Moon. You create a donut-shaped chamber where you establish a perfect translational symmetry in the electromagnetic field along its ring. You then carefully break that symmetry by introducing a pulsed, moving distortion. Noether's Theorem demands this breaking generates a conserved current (energy-momentum). The system harvests this as electrical power. The "fuel" is the act of strategically breaking symmetry, and the power output is directly dictated by the rate and method of the breaking. It's a generator powered by controlled imperfection. Noetherian Engineering.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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