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Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.
"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."
by Debbie Downerz October 13, 2011
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joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.
Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"
by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013
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Man, I'm beersty.
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THOM BEERS

Thom Beers of Discovery Channel needs a his teeth knocked out with a Bollpeen hammer.
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beerboarding

A highly controversial torture technique that is very similar to water boarding. Instead of water you use beer.
It has been extremely successful in Guantanamo Bay. This has proven more effective since it gets the "terrorist" drunk and easier to extract the information. The terrorist will fear this more than waterboarding also because alcohol is banned by the Quran. An extremely effective method. Terrorist have learned to fear the following words, "Are you read for another beerboarding"
by Rim Job Madison December 6, 2010
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Beerback

A build up or layer of flab around the lower abdomen of a male or female looking somewhat like a spare tyre concealed under the skin of one's midrift - The opposite of a beerbelly
Fuck me, look at the beerback on that fat fuck!
by Musey Pond July 13, 2010
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food beers

Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers.
These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular.
Similar to food beers, are what's known as 'lively beers', espicially ales.
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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