jack beckman

Jack Beckman thinks he has a real big dick.
You know what, he probably does.

"Do you know Jack Beckman? Yeah he's alright. I heard he has a huge Nightcrawler."

by ffsdamn February 28, 2014

A bicknasty

A person that generally likes to have a good time with soda and water, and who is very sober, and who will make you laugh when they are sober, also, if the person drinks too much water, they'll puke, and say #1

Did you see a bicknasty last night?

- yeah I saw bicknasty! He loves to have a good time!

by Bicknasty December 1, 2015

harper beckham

Harper Beckham - The cutest and kindest child on the whole world. Also the best of the Beckhams. Everyone loves her :)

Harper is so cute.
I love Harper Beckham.

by cutina February 22, 2017

Madisyn Beckman

Noah Schnapps wifey

Omg Madisyn Beckman and Noah are so cute!

by i love cookies lmao April 24, 2021

sussy beckar

A noncey PE teacher who has a strange accent and looks like the guy from up. His wife is called suzy.

Watch out sussy beckar is coming to tell us off.

by hunschtvedgeon July 13, 2022

David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Shakefoot Becksnake

A fictitious snake with a small foot-like paddle on it’s underbelly and a head of hair that is eerily reminiscent of the head of hair on Avan Jogia’s “Victorious” character, Beck.

“yo dude what the fuck is that snake over there i love its hair its so sexy”
“oh yeah dude that’s just a shakefoot becksnake, they’re common in this area. avan jogia is sexy af lmao”

by ApeWellington February 5, 2024