the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013

beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

beating guts

Hitting it so hard you rearrange the intestinal track of a female.

Damn nigga you beating guts! My guts!!!

by Lucio "da mumble rapper" September 21, 2018

Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018