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Thanksgiving Beard

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard
Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009
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Epic Beard Man

A man. A veteran. A legacy.

In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.
Senior Balls - "did you see epic beard man that one night?"

EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"

Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"

FALCON PAUNCH.
by Danago February 19, 2010
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Beard Slap

A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"

Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-

Person 1: "...Actually..."
by KEEXNAN March 22, 2009
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beardless bitch

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.
Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.
by ninefoureight November 23, 2011
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beardo

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
by el kevo May 15, 2005
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Juice beard

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?
by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010
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Beard Envy

seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.
Skunk: dude look at that guy's beard, it's huge!
CD: I know i just got severe beard envy
by Captain Dale May 18, 2010
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