Big Dick Bandit 

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit 

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!

The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

egg bandit 

a person who throws eggs at cars and you

Damn you, Egg Bandit! Damn YOU!!!!!

egg bandit by Ally Greig January 15, 2006

420 Bandit 

A member of a brethren of pot smokers. They are almost always seen together and wait patiently for the day of rejoice April 20th

The 420 bandits always have each others backs and when dealing with one you deal with all.

1: Hey man have you seen John today?

2: Yeah, last time i saw him was with the 420 bandits

1: I'll wait the last thing I'll ever do is mess with them

420 Bandit by Doubleinferno March 3, 2011

disco bandit 

Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?

The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

disco bandit by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

fanny bandit 

word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear.....

Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.

Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'

fanny bandit by TheRiscGroup October 10, 2005

butthole bandit 

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.

Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.

butthole bandit by shazizizzle April 8, 2003