Clam Bandit

(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.

"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"

by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 7, 2012

phanny bandit

one who is always after the good ol' fashion pancake booty.

Damn bro you are a phanny bandit for liking that flat assed bitch.

by bigdaddygoblin June 16, 2008

arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

by Zorro August 14, 2003

Weed Bandit

(noun). A habitual pot mooch who is conveniently present when one is about to smoke the chronic.

" I can't believe I put another nug in the mailbox for that weed bandit Neal Bennett"

by Lynner November 11, 2008

facebook bandit

someone who hangs out on facebook and throws in their 2 cents in everyone's wall posts.

look at that facebook bandit, he just commented on my post again.

by mr chi July 6, 2009

anal bandit

someone who goes around stealing people's anal verginity

Buddy is such an anal bandit

by robbie berends September 20, 2006

Ballsack Bandit

A person who flashes their ballsack to random people and runs away.

Hey, did you just see Vince?
Huh?
The guy who just flashed his ballsack to that girl.
Oh, that Ballsack Bandit.

by usainbolt3463 June 3, 2011