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erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.
Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!
by 3FWW November 1, 2010
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Battle Wound

The cuts, scrapes, bruises, bad tattoos, burns, and minor disfigurements one discovers the morning after a night of heavy drinking; remnants usually lasting 6-26 months and at the expense of whatever you were wearing. Everyone remembers how it got there except you.
"What is that on your face?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"
by Samantha Olivia August 5, 2008
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Battle Royale

(1) A professional wrestling match in which many wrestlers are in the ring at the same time, someone gets elliminated when they are thrown over the top rope.

(2) A freaky ass Novel turned Manga turned Movie in which society is breaking down, so the government decides to enact the "Battle Royale Act" (BR for short). This gives them the power to send high school students to an island, give them all weapons, and force them to kill eachother. (Go read the book NOW, or dl the movie from Kazaa)

(3) Said law in the fictional time of the novel
(1) Tonight's Battle Royale will consist of 36 really hot chicks.

(2) After i saw Battle Royale, i locked myself in my room and cried.

(3) The Battle Royale act sucked.
by Mr_Incognito June 29, 2003
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battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.
They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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YouTube Battles

A channel that used to stream YouTube sub counts 24/7. Also the community is filled with toxic or attention seeking kids,
The channel now streams on a alt account called pwnyy.

In the stream there's a currency called Points. Every kid in the community wants to get number one spot so YouTube Battles thinks that he/she will be a great mod.

The channel used to be partnered with Subscriber Wars but ended in October due to toxicity between the two communities.
Jimmy: Hey Billy! Wanna watch YouTube Battles?
Billy: Yes! I will reach 1st in Points and get mod to time out every person that says the f word!
by human with brain February 11, 2020
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Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.
Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'
by Benjois September 3, 2009
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Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.
I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...
by anonyhorny October 23, 2009
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