That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Baboon Fur mug.When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.
Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.
OR
Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.
OR
Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.
by Total Penetration June 5, 2005
Get the baboon sex mug.To encourage someone to hurry up and get to the point, after the iconic sound TiVo makes when fast-forwarding.
Her: … and then what happened was, well, because when it was happening, the thing is –
Him: Baboop baboop baboop.
Her: Fine. I’m not telling you now.
Him: Baboop.
Him: Baboop baboop baboop.
Her: Fine. I’m not telling you now.
Him: Baboop.
by Derek Powazek December 23, 2007
Get the baboop mug.When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.
A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.
by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018
Get the maroon baboon mug.An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.
1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
by HardenThicke December 3, 2009
Get the Baboon Syndrome mug.Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
by Aloicious September 9, 2003
Get the Baboon Ass mug.1.
Sausage 1: Yo dude do you go to BU with Weinberg and shit?
Sausage 2: Nah son, I go to BABO.
2.
Jerk Off: Yo I am calling BABO on you.
Cool Ass Dude: Yo hide the 30, BABO is on its way.
Sausage 1: Yo dude do you go to BU with Weinberg and shit?
Sausage 2: Nah son, I go to BABO.
2.
Jerk Off: Yo I am calling BABO on you.
Cool Ass Dude: Yo hide the 30, BABO is on its way.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005
Get the Babo mug.