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Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.
"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"
by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015
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alethia

Alethia is a kind-hearted loving girl who has the best personality on the face of this earth she is beautiful kind and has a smile that makes you want to stay around her forever she is smart and funny and is all ways singing a song. every song is her favorite. their jokes are corny and make you smile
oh she is an Alethia
by mrclark12345678910 March 5, 2020
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atleast

Not a real word, much in the same way that to day and to morrow are not real words.
James: I can't understand what you are saying, the English language must remain the same, as it always has!
Chad: Okay buddy, atleast I'm not a prescriptionist
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Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.
Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.
by Dratin January 20, 2009
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atlee high school

A school which has adopted a 7 point grading scale and has no fun.
Person 1 : dude how are your grades
Person 2 : Good i have a 92 B
Person 1 : You got a A
Person 2 : No a B we use Atlee High school Grading
by Fazexheroz October 13, 2016
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athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.
Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.
by alicianola February 3, 2017
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athlete's ass

Applies to runners. People who get diarrhea while they're out running for exercise.
"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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