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mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.
Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.
by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003
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assune

a word used by someone from Louisiana in lieu of the idiom "as soon"
Bring $154 for Fantasy Football.... Just assune pre-pay for Add-Drops..
by wife from texas August 17, 2010
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Assumptuous

Something is assumed will be splendid and expensive-looking.
Dude, they're rich. The banquet's will definitely be totally assumptuous!
by AmmaNazi March 11, 2013
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mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.
Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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Assumptionist

Someone who assumes something, even if it is not true. An adjective that replaces assume or assumption. An assumptionist is used as an accusation.Is commonly used with such.
"Your such an assumptionist! Just 'cause I didn't do my homework that doesn't mean i'm lazy."
"What an assumptionist." "Why is she such an assumptionist? Just cause Im friends with him doesnt mean we're together."
by Djazzy April 14, 2008
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white assumption

An assumption among some white individuals that all other white people share the same stereotypes about other races and/or racist views. This assumption leads said individuals to believe that is socially acceptable to make stereotypical and racist comments and jokes about other races to and in front of any other white individual.
Mark: "Man, I could not live in your apartment complex. You're like the only white guy that lives there and I own a lot of high-end electronics."

Andrew: "Dude, not only do you possess the white assumption, but didn't your car get broken into in YOUR apartment complex?"
by 1-2-3-4 January 20, 2011
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assmeat

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!
by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009
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