Homie assist

When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'

This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.

This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa

I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.

by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021

Soaking Assistant

The person who assists in Mormon "soaking" by moving the bed from underneath to create more sexual pleasure without the "Soakers" themselves moving

Will: Want to soak this weekend

Jamie: I'll get my friend to be the Soaking Assistant

by Sir_Callum September 10, 2022

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 10, 2022

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

physician assistant

Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.

Also known as a physician's bitch

I can't get into see the doctor for a month.
Why don't you see his physician assistant?

by Ja87mes June 16, 2007

executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

assisms

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'

Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms

by xxhunterxx October 6, 2011