assisms

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'

Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms

by xxhunterxx October 6, 2011

Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

Rudy: Man, Janie’s ass is too small for my liking, she can’t be my girlfriend

Mason: That’s messed up man, complete assism

by MarcusBagss October 18, 2020

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.