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poop anxiety 

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
poop anxiety by phrederick December 21, 2014
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AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing) 

Incessant or panicked rushing. The crippling need to be three hours early to everything.
Jason, panicked and anxious, arrives to a 7:00pm movie at 4:30pm sharp due to excessive AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing). His parents, who also suffer from AIR, arrive to the airport for their 2:00pm flight no later than 8:00am to ensure they make it through security.

Social Anxiety 

It’s a shitty mental illness that can occur in different types, henceforth, different people might experience different symptoms. It’s basically getting very anxious in social situations.

Common symptoms:
Trembling/shaking uncontrollably
(Shaking will intensify when talking in front of people and especially people you don’t know too well.)

Sweating, stuttering

!! Important !!
Panic attacks usually don’t occur in persons with social anxiety.
“You wanna go to my house later?”

*rejects because of social anxiety*

Social Anxiety 

Afraid of people, beeing verry self-consciousness always feeling there's something wrong with you and that you're are watched by somebody all the time and you always fear that your peers will judge your actions. Living with social anxiety disorder sucks terribly!!! You want to do something but you can't.. you know that your fear is irational but you can't do nothing about it, something like a mental cage. SOCIAL ANXIETY SUCKS AND I HAVE THE WORST TYPE OF SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER! The one were you're afraid to go outside, talk to friends, strangers, talking on the phone and even chating with people online! How fucked up is that!?!?! ;( . And were not some crazy psychos! We're just normal people that want to do what normal people do, but we have a stupid mental disorder that makes us feel a completly irational fear that won't go away!.Most of the time we only remember the negative remarks that people said about us and usualy those toughts remain in our minds for weeks. We're not emos or goths!!! they don't have damn clue how it is to live with this shit. Social anxiety is like a fear and pain that won't go away!!NEVER!! And most people don't understand us! If you're a person that doesn't have Social Anxiety disorder, you're probably saying somethin like: ahahahaha what a sad fuck!! It's not like that!! We never wanted to have this stupid disorder. We feel lonely, isolated and barren inside :(
Gabriel only wanted to be like everyone else:
-to play sports such as football/basketball or any sport with a bunch of kids his age;
-to be just like everyone else and don't stand out in a crowd;
-to go to parties and have a good time with friends and meet new people;
-to graduate highschool;
Alas, he will never achive this things since he suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder and has isolated himself from his friends and the world for years ;(
Social Anxiety by Gabriel. May 17, 2006

Generalized Anxiety Disorder 

A mental illness that involves excessive, exaggerated anxiety and worry about everyday life events. It differs from regular anxiety in the way that little worries are over analyzed to the point of a possible anxiety attack which is very similar to a panic attack.

Some symptoms are:
fatigue
ongoing worry
unrealistic view of problems
headaches
sweating
trembling
difficultly concentrating
being easily startled
insomnia

AKA: GAD
"I wasn't able to finish my paper because I saved it until the last minute and I had an anxiety attack because I have generalized anxiety disorder."

Push pen anxiety 

Push pen anxiety is when you click your pen's little button. It is addicting because of it's sound and it's motion of going up and down (no sexual innuendo.) You kind of get hypnotized. It's weird but kinda awesome. Hah, try it out but not in class. You might get in trouble with your teacher, mates.
The child got push pen anxiety and got in trouble for clicking it so much times.

creeper anxiety 

The anxiety one feels when you realize that you have creeped on everyone around you but they do not even know you exist.
I was sitting in the dining hall on campus when a group sat behind me. I realized I knew all of them including personal details because of my creepin the book and got creeper anxiety when I started to freak out about what a Creeper Mcgee I am. A creeper add may precede.
creeper anxiety by creepinsloth December 8, 2010