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Anxiety Bag

noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.
Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.

Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!

Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!
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Charge anxiety

The acute worry an electric vehicle owner has when the charge begins to fall, the nearest charging point is probably broken and you’re miles from home.
Fulsome was 70 miles from home with no recharging points en route. Charge anxiety kicked in as he realised he’d need the heater and demister on and there were only 55 miles of charge left.
by Jeremyhotpepper July 24, 2023
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nut anxiety

Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.
by bAdJuJu18 December 28, 2021
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anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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algorithm anxiety

For algorithms that aim to give or tell you something you want based on a person's input data, such as likes, shares, interactions. Examples include, social media ads, feed algorithms, song recommendation algorithms.

Algorithm anxiety is when a person gets anxious about their inputs to the algorithm as it might give the algorithm the wrong idea.
and/or
When a person is anxious about what the output of the algorithm is, as they may feel it's 'not them' or how they might be manipulated by it.
"Shit, I accidentally liked that song, that's just ruined my algorithm. I'm so anxious now to like songs I don't actually like, I have algorithm anxiety."

"I keep getting ads for these boots, should I buy them? do I like them? or are they just being drilled into me from the algorithm? what if these clothes s I bough were a product of the algorithm and not actually my decisions?! OK I have algorithm anxiety now. "
by bear in the woods September 13, 2022
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pure anxiety

When you masturbating and your parents knock on the door
i was sitting in my room and i got pure anxiety
by 2332213 February 11, 2020
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crush anxiety

When someone have anxiety and develops a crush on someone, resulting the build up of anxiety around everyone, but especially their crush.
Olivia: "I have so much crush anxiety"
Taylor: "Me too, it's crazy how anxiety spikes when you get a crush"
by phiabi July 29, 2023
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