Alcotroll

A woman who looks fugly even through high-powered beer goggles.

Man is that chick an alcotroll or what?

by Roseagh June 12, 2009

alchohol enthusiast

The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.

by tavey361 June 25, 2009

Alcotard

A cheap drunk, someone who can not hold alcohol. As a Lactard is lactose intolerant and a Catard is allergic to cats.

I only had two drinks but I'm so wasted, I am such an Alcotard.

by SarBurke January 20, 2011

Alcohol cock

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

Alcoclawic

An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.

Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.

“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”

“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”

“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”

by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019

alcmublm

It stands for All Lives Can’t Matter, Until Black Lives Matter.

ALCMUBLM, a struggle that we are facing in today’s society.

by Kkhuno June 3, 2020

Alcovirginity

Something you lose after your first time experiencing the sweet loving touch of alcohol.

Could you help me lose my alcovirginity, please?

by Jaacksn April 16, 2021