hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
by Scatman Yourmothers January 20, 2012
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avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning
This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.
by JambaJay April 03, 2020
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Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado
by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017
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Ferocious avocados

A tower se fence game about killing avocados and destroying the avocado tree to bring peace back to your world.
Man, Ferocious Avocados is the best game in the world and you should play it right now on itch.io and gamejolt!
by EnergyPumpkin May 16, 2022
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Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.
She cut avocados for him
by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018
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avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."
by DR MAGIK August 25, 2020
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