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alternadad

Gen-X male, typically age 30-40, that has found himself in the role of parent yet unable to let go of the trappings of his 'cool' indie youth. May include hipster kid that accidentally knocked up girlfriend. Often married to/living with fellow Gen-X female.
Me & the other alternadads got the weekend off and are heading to Lollapalooza next month. I'm so psyched to see Rage again!
by SMFML June 30, 2008
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alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with
i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate
by santizi August 7, 2009
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Alternativist

(alt-er-nat-iv-ist)

1) Someone who constantly and compulsively uses things that arent generally considered to be "mainstream", or the alternatives to mainstream things, for the sake of being different.

2) Someone who changes standard, generally-accepted colloquialisms into less known versions (i.e. 'Bing it', rather than 'Google it')
Person A: "I'm going to Yahoo Search that..."

Person B: "You utter alternativist.."
by Jyakku October 8, 2010
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Alternatively Happy

The politacally correct way of saying that a person is gay.
He looks "alternatively happy" in that outfit.
by backinmyday December 24, 2011
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Alternatating

Flapping at different moments, but at a fast pace
The boy was doing alternatating flaps
by Colin the Caterpillar February 7, 2013
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alternative science

Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 24, 2017
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Alternative hot

A person who is attractive in non-traditional and unconventional ways. A hotness that defies the mainstream ideals and definitions of aesthetic “hotness”.

The people who fit this definition ironically would never use it to define themselves because it is their lack of interest in being “hot” that is a key feature of their hotness.
“That girl is no supermodel, but damn is she rocking the alternative hot.”

You know that guy Jeff, he’s not what you’d call classically hot, but he’s definitely alternative hot.”
by SlitheyToves October 27, 2017
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