Almog

An amazing person who is actually not a rapist he loves to hang out with his friends but at the same time he's an introvert Almog is a man of culture knows his memes and also super smart and humble, Almog is not the kind of man who will leave his friends in time of need but hes also kinda scared from every thing (unless we talking games) youll se him fleet as soon as danger comes because he aint messing we that kind of things, but overall he's the best friend youll have and he dont got H.I.V dont ever let go of an Almog.

.Ronda: hey look hes so kind hearted hes such an Almog

.Jack: wow you are such a genuine person ,your the best Almog

by cancerous knowledge April 24, 2020

almost saw the flocka wocka

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident

person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka

by midgetporn888 January 15, 2021

Almond cookie

A character from the well known South Korean game franchise known as “Cookie run”

He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok

Person A: “Oh my god! Just look at Almond cookie he looks so hot! *fangirl noises*”

Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”

by Falsewasthere June 25, 2022

Alfono

Do not approach, you won't know which one you've seen. #43-56 will attack on sight. Beware there are many; they are legion.

The city was attacked by Alfono.

by Retrac234 March 10, 2023

Y'almost

You all almost; all of you almost

Y'almost threw a chair off of a balcony into the pool.

by @albyjumponit April 26, 2015

the almost impossible game show

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.

Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!

by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017

Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.

She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.

by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017