air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

air condrizzle

noun. The water that falls on you from a window unit air conditioner.

I thought it was starting to rain, but looked up and realized it was actually air condrizzle. Gross.

by tznyc January 26, 2014

Air Sneeze

A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
The difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. Air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. A normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.

"Ew! Don't touch the remote! You just sneezed into your hand!"
"It was an air sneeze!"

by STMan. April 16, 2007

Air raider

Someone who lies / bullshits / over-exaggerates

Bob: I got with like 8 chicks last night
*actually got with 2 chicks*
Bill: You're the biggest fucking air raider

by Big Dav August 28, 2019

Spicy Air

Another name for the Tear Gas use by law enforcement and the military. Or and chemical warfare agent used by foreign entities

1. The cops hit the protester with da spicy air.
2. Hitler loved his spicy air

by Atomicneckzipperpie December 25, 2020

punching air

Frustrated/annoyed

Karen Was punching air when the manager didn’t help her get her way.

by Trippy0_o July 15, 2020

Air cadet

Absolute legend who probs thought a rocket took them to Spain last year but managed to win a trophy in aircraft recognition. Pro navigators who can find any maccies even in the middle of bloody nowhere. Largely obsessed with anything shiny .Better than all of the cadet forces because we're posh and have brains, unlike army and sea cadets who are all abit thick.

Person 1. After dofe I fancy a maccies, do u know where one is?
Person 2. No were in the middle of nowhere

Person 1. Where's the nearest...
Air cadet 1. The nearest McDonald's is exactly 2.76827 miles from our current grid reference, according to my calculations it should take us 3 minutes to drive

by 90spekelad March 22, 2017