Actually Laughing Out Loud

Abbreviation- ALOL

It originated from the definition "Laughing out loud" or LOL (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where really nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote.

ALOL just emphasize the meaning of LOL but better. Actually laughing out loud.

Example #1:
Candice: its my first time and I loved it!
Candy Box: lol
Candice: I hope I can be like you one day!
Candy Box: ALOL
Candice: Why are you Actually Laughing Out Loud???

Example #2:
Jack Hammer: Dude what size are you? I'm a 4.
Six-Pack Muscle: ALOL
Jack Hammer: Whats so funny???
Six-Pack Muscle: You need double than that. ALOL

by bbc alol January 9, 2010

Well yes, but actually no

What you say when you know what is expected of you, but you dont care.

Origin:
In an animated short film called “So You Want to be a Pirate!”. There’s a part where a character says “good guess, but actually no”. Someone posted a screen cap of it on Reddit, but captioned as “Well yes, but actually no”

My friend: Don’t you feel bad about taking his stuff?
Me: Well yes, but actually no.

Me: So you’ll for sure be here to fix my internet tomorrow?
Comcast: Well yes, but actually no.

Me: (clicks not interested on the same YouTube video for the millionth time)
YouTube: Well yes, but actually no.

by A solid cube of tungsten March 30, 2019

actuality

Derived as a combination of "actually" and "reality" to express something stated is true and really is the case, describes the state of truthfulness of a fact or belief, often conveyed with a sense of surprise that it really is true, hence a reality. The state of something being real or true.

Many people believe that the tomato is a vegetable, but in actuality it is really a fruit.

by butchbert August 1, 2007

actulutely

A cross between "ACTUally" and "absoLUTELY" frequently used in conversation when you first disagree with something but, before you can get the whole word out, you either change your mind and find yourself in agreement or (more likely) suddenly decide it's not worth it to continue the conversation.

"I thought the 'Clash of the Titans' remake was pretty good."
"No, the original was a classic and a great film. The remake was terrible."
"Actulutely."

by jebus78 May 20, 2013

Acktually

The term uses for a semantic and pedantic personne who constantly annoy you by correct any mistake that doesn't matter

Ur really beautiful
"Acktually, it is you are really beautiful"

by Pedophilegod February 8, 2020

Um actually,

A phrase used to define someone as a "Nerd." Used to try to win an argument, similar to the L+ Ratio + you fell off comeback. similar comebacks are: "Keep rolling your eyes and you'll find you brain" and "I dont care, about you." comebacks. An old, dead and outdated comeback is by calling someone a noob. (It is not used regularly anymore.)
The comeback might make you win a controversial argument in a most-liked comment. If you were near to losing the argument, Follow the advice below:

1. You are toxic and cringe
2. You don't understand anything
3. You are a nerd
4. You play league of legends and gensin impact

"Um actually, you are a rat." - Enemy

by Peepole! February 6, 2023

Actually

You may not believe this but.

Actually I didn't spend ALL your money.
Actually you didn't buy that car for me.
Actually the war was never approved by congress.

by Douglas Brochier December 25, 2004