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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Emilie Donald

wears a blue singlet top, grey glass one trackies, blonde hair (mostly in a pony tail) a necklace with a circle, belly button piercing, double helix studs, twins heart ring, swarovski bracelet, white toe nails, works in a bakery and chews chocolate loudly
omg you’re so annoying you’re such an ‘Emilie Donald’
by jacob elordi April 8, 2024
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Il Donald

A portmanteau of "The Donald," a nickname for the incoming President of the United States, and "Il Duce," the nickname for the fascist dictator Benito Mussolini. Obviously, the implication is that the two have something in common.
Survival tip: Get or renew your passport before Il Donald officially takes power.
by Attila the Hon December 7, 2016
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Donald

Rhyming slang for “to take a dump”. In full this would be “to take a Donald Trump”, which rhymes with Dump.
Excuse me, I’ve got to go and take a Donald

Where were you? I was taking a Donald

Sorry I’m late mate. I had to take a Donald

I’ll be there in a minute. I’ve just got to take a Donald
by ShreeTibet 1994 November 22, 2020
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Donald Shrimp

A money whore.

Also can be referred to a very huge jackass in some situations.
(Person 1) Is that Donald Shrimp?
(Person 2) Fuck off mate, he is just a shrimp that has a money whore issue, ignore him.
by pussylover1124 June 24, 2018
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Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.
The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀
by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023
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Donald Ducking

The act of wearing a Navy shirt (or a polo with similar appearance), a Navy style hat, and a bow tie while wearing nothing on the lower half of your body. Sometimes the clothing for the upperhalf of your body is switched out depending on clothing availability and situation. Can lead to unexpected, or expected) sexual encounters as this can cause potential mates enter a sexually overdrive state.
My girlfriend came over last night while I was Donald Ducking. She instantly became wet and forced me to be her sex toy.

I walked into the kitchen and my girlfriend was Donald Ducking while washing the dishes. My became hardest its ever been and I couldn't resist taking her right there on the table.
by Ksylvesterb December 31, 2024
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