max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

Max

a fucking loser with no friends and no father figure and a border jumper. No game and a failed abortion.

"oh here comes max he probably has herpies"

by kikidibs September 16, 2022

Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid

Max :You are such a max I made a mistake

by Jarule May 10, 2019

Max

zestiest dude around. hes always zesty

That man Max zesty ash.

by gooseswebb December 5, 2022

Loser Maxxing

Loser maxing is the act of playing loser games all day such as valorant,minecraft,roblox and watch vtubers/buy anime figurines on your off time in order to accept that your a loser. this is as copeing mechanism after getting broken up with or suffering from something.

DId you hear that daves loser maxxing because he lost his money gambling?

by hero2.0 July 26, 2024

Max

Max trinkt viel Bier, kocht nie selbst und hat stalkende Nachbarinnen. Außerdem bekommt er Geschenkkörbe von heimlichen Affären.

Max: „Kommst du kuscheln ?👀“

by Nachbarschaftscodex November 24, 2021

Gush-Maxing

Secretion of bodily juices from either male or female reproductive organs that result in an increased lubrication of the areas affected by the liquids. This is commonly confused with gushing however on a more excessive level

Guy 1: "Dude her and I fucked last night and she ended up gush-maxing all over"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"

by LightChicken943 February 10, 2024