Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

Hot German Potato Salad by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

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"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."

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Hot Coffee 

A "hidden" secret in the Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" that allows players to play sex mini-games. This fiasco has resulted in the game being rated AO (Adults Only) and pulled from the shelves of most all game stores.

I finally got to Hot Coffee in GTA, but I got bored of it after a few minutes and returned to my favorite source for free adult content: the Internet.

Hot Coffee by R* Supporter August 12, 2005

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hot lesbian by lesbo jessica October 7, 2005

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Something that is sexy and gives pleasure. A must have item that everybody wants.

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I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.

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Hot Tamales 

A very addictive candy. The crack of candy.

I'm freaking out man, I did not have my hot tamales today.

Hot Tamales by Just Born April 3, 2008