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Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out
Dude I just blew a turd wad
by bbq13 March 13, 2008
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turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.
Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.
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Janky Turd

Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
by BMXstuff February 20, 2012
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shut up turd face

what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves
Jason: Wake up baby
Rachel: Shut up Turd Face!!!!!
by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005
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Corp Turd

A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!

If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
by Raider Power December 9, 2008
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Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."
by Robik April 26, 2009
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Turdumpken

A play on 'Turducken' where you can identify three different food items in your stool.
Hey Dante, what the hell was I thinking when I ate dinner last night. I pinched a loaf this morning and all I could see were jalapenos, corn flakes and walnuts. Let me tell you,That was one painful Turdumpken I dropped.
by rakazooo13 September 7, 2013
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