late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019

date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance

date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.

by Krkič January 25, 2020

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator

"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."

by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015

Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina

Let’s do some late night marshmellowing Karen

by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019

One Night Stand

Not really committing to the relationship and is just in it for one very sexy night.

That girl was so hot. Too bad it was just a one night stand though.

by Sam Engine November 26, 2019