Suicide 

Telling her that her dress makes her look fat.

Girl: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Guy: "To be honest, yeah it does kinda"

Friend: "R.I.P., buddy. That was a suicide move."

Suicide by A.J. Eitel May 2, 2008

Suicide 

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

If it's about acceptance, try harder. Suicide is NOT trying hard.

Suicide by monkiest March 5, 2009

Suity 

When your suit is suity, looking like a suit.

Your suit looks suity!

Suity by overpowerkd May 15, 2011

suicide 

A permanent solution for a temporary problem.

John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.

suicide by Spencer the Great December 9, 2008

suicide 

A permanent solution for a temporary problem

-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.

suicide by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008

viking suicide 

An attempted suicide via forceful self-insertion of one's forearm into the rectum by way of the anus

"Did you hear about Hiwa? She tried to give herself a viking suicide"
"Her arm will never be the same"

viking suicide by Argonaute96 December 21, 2008

suicide 

A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

suicide by Deedle April 2, 2005